Continuing our trawl through those pesky Scott Adams' 'classics', we enter the world of James Bond (You discover this from the letter in the heel of your shoe!) equipped with a piece of chewing gun that has over a million uses! As Adams' parser is so limited, you'll find a number of the walkthrough instructions start with TO. If you find this confusing, imagine that STICK GUM is before each of them.
| In front of the FUN HOUSE | DROP WATCH, GO EAST | |
| Parking lot | LOOK TREE, GET BRANCH, LOOK GRATE, CHEW GUM, TO BRANCH, WITH BRANCH, DROP BRANCH, DROP GUM, GO WEST | |
| In front of the FUN HOUSE | WEAR SHOES, GIVE DOLLAR, GO FUN | |
| Magical mirror room | GO NORTH | |
| Windy maze | GO NORTH, GO NORTH, GO WEST, GO WEST, GO WEST | |
| Room with low ceiling | PULL GREEN (The wall will close behind you transporting you to the...) | |
| Small room | GET TRAMPOLINE, GO SOUTH | |
| Shooting gallery | GET SPECTACLES, GO NORTH | |
| Small room | GO UP (The wall will close behind you) | |
| Room with low ceiling | GO WEST | |
| Beside LARGE tank | GO UP | |
| Sloping hallway | GO UP | |
| Small landing | GO UP | |
| Rickety staircase | GO UP | |
| Ledge over a deep pit | DROP TRAMPOLINE, GO EAST | |
| Large rolling barrel room | GET MATCH, GET COMB, CRAWL, DROP MATCH, GO SOUTH | |
| Rickety staircase | GO DOWN | |
| Small landing | GO SLIDE (Splash! Oh no, you'll be all washed up!) | |
| Windowed tank | GET KEY, GIVE COMB (She turns a hidden knob), GO STAIRS | |
| Small landing | GO EAST | |
| Windy hall | GO EAST, GO SOUTH, GO EAST, GO SOUTH, GO EAST | |
| Magical mirror room | WEAR SPECTACLES, LOOK MIRROR (You will see a hidden door), OPEN DOOR, GO DOOR | |
| Observation chamber | DROP SPECTACLES, GET HANDLE, GO EAST | |
| Magical mirror room | GO NORTH | |
| Windy maze | GO NORTH, GO NORTH, GO WEST, GO WEST | |
| Small room | GO WEST (The wall will close behind you) | |
| Room with low ceiling | DROP KEY, GO WEST | |
| Beside LARGE tank | GO UP | |
| Sloping hallway | GO UP | |
| Small landing | GO UP | |
| Rickety staircase | GO UP | |
| Ledge over a deep pit | GET TRAMPOLINE, GO LADDER (You will be stranded as it retracts) | |
| Pit | DROP TRAMPOLINE, DROP HANDLE, PUSH HANDLE, TURN HANDLE, GO TRAMPOLINE | |
| On Trampoline | JUMP (Wheeee!) | |
| Ledge over a deep pit | GET MATCH, GO SOUTH | |
| Rickety staircase | GO DOWN | |
| Small landing | GO NORTH | |
| Sloping hallway | GO DOWN | |
| Beside LARGE tank | GO EAST | |
| Room with low ceiling | DROP MATCH, GET KEY, PULL BLUE | |
| Small room | GO EAST | |
| Large room with tall ceiling | PUSH BLUE (The ride will stop), GO MERRY | |
| On Merry-Go-Round | GO HORSE, CLIMB POLE (You will be hit with a bit of hemp) | |
| On top of ride | LOOK UP, JUMP | |
| Catwalk | GO EAST | |
| Store room | UNLOCK DOOR, DROP KEY, LOOK SHELVES, GET FLASHLIGHT, GET WRENCH, GO WEST | |
| Catwalk | GO DOWN | |
| On top of ride | GO DOWN | |
| Merry-Go-Round horse | GO DOWN | |
| On Merry-Go-Round | GO DOWN | |
| Large room with tall ceiling | GO SOUTH | |
| Small room | GET SIGN, GO DOWN | |
| Room with low ceiling | PULL GREEN | |
| Small room | GO SOUTH | |
| Shooting gallery | DROP SIGN, GO NORTH | |
| Small room | GO UP | |
| Room with low ceiling | GET MATCH, PULL YELLOW (You will hear strange music) | |
| Small room | GO NORTH | |
| Windy maze | GO EAST, GO SOUTH, GO EAST, GO SOUTH, GO EAST | |
| Magical mirror room | GO SOUTH | |
| In front of the FUN HOUSE | GO EAST | |
| Parking lot | WITH WRENCH, SLIDE GRATE, DROP WRENCH, GET GUM, LIGHT FLASHLIGHT, GO MANHOLE | |
| Manhole | GO EAST | |
| Sewer system | CLOSE DOOR, DROP TICKET, REMOVE HEEL, DROP HEEL, GET FUSE, CHEW GUM, TO FUSE, TO GRATE, LIGHT FUSE, GET TICKET, GO HOLE | |
| Long tunnel | GO UP | |
| Large room | GO SOUTH | |
| Hidden laboratory | GET PLANS |