Eight Things To Do With An Electron

By Will Watts

Originally published in EUG #00
  1. Get it mended
  2. Have it repaired
  3. Fix it
  4. Have it restored
  5. Make it work again
  6. Stop it malfunctioning
  7. Reverse its inoperative state
  8. Instigate a retro non-usable computational facilities regime, Electron-wise. (This last option is only suitable for Americans!)

Will Watts, EUG #0